SIUC insists that I include not only the rather annoying icon with that drop-down thing to the left (just in case you wanted quick links to the weather, or the Chancellor's latest remarks), but also the notice that the Board of Trustees lays claim to my web material.

I am no lawyer, but I do know that there is room for both legal and moral discussion over who owns this stuff, and I therefore hereby forthwith, etc. stake a rival claim to the intellectual property in these here pages.